- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Why are aspirins white? Because the creator of aspirin didn't feel it necessary to color the pills.

Why did the fall off the building? ... because I pushed her

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feminists.

Hey I'm You're mother..... Haha Jk you're adopted

What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

One time at band camp, I advanced my clarinet skill, which led me to have a good life.

Why did Jane's parachute not open? Because a plane hit her on the way down.

What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

Roeses are purple violets are green WTF u just stabbed me.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one and it is politically incorrect to assume otherwise.

Knock knock whos there? Underware Underware who? I underware my friends are

jibby jobby

how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

A human walked into a bar, The bartender quacked, "quack quack quack" The human wondered why all the patrons and the bartender were ducks, so he left the bar, before his head spontaneously exploded.

Q: What did the duck say to the bartender? A: Nothing considering that ducks cannot speak

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He threw at the girl, and that's why she fell off the swing.

Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

Roses are red Violets are blue I gotta go to the bathroom

What do you call a green land with wheels? Grass lied about the wheels.

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