What's worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts

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What did the father tell his son who was caught stealing from the teacher? --The father didn't say anything because he walked out on his family when the children were born.

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A bear walks into a bar, and says "I would like a pint of..........beer." The bar tender asked "why the long pause?" The bear replies "I think I just had a stroke."

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A man dreamt that he was eating a marshmallow. He ate his dog.

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Q) How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? A)You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved. Q) Did you hear about the two guys who wanted to go to Paris? A) They didn't go! Q) Why did the boy throw his Television out the window? A) Cause it was completely broken. Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange. <<< This is the ultimate tough anti-joke Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Red paint. Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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How do you make a telemarketer scream? Set him on fire.

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Why couldn't the prostitute give a proper blow job..... She had no lips

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What do you call a barrel full of monkeys? A game, you idiot.

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A man walks into a bar,gets a drink, and then leaves.

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Why cant t-rexes clap their hands? They no longer exist

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Stop procrastinating.

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A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

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What has legs but can't walk? A table...or a dog with four broken legs.

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hey i jut met u, and i have alzeihmer, cheese and toast

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Yo momma is so fat, that after boarding an airplane the flight crew respectfully asked her to deboard, as with her on board the plane would be exceeding the reccomended weight, and thus be unable to fly safely.

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what did the dead cat say to the dead dog? Nothing, they're dead

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what did the boy with dyslexia get for his birthday? bad grades

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water jack fell down and broke his neck and he was dead... The End

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Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

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knock , knock That Was The Same Mistake That Ann Frank Made.

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Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

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if girls witth big boobs work at hooters where does the girl with one leg work.... walmart

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What did the mexican say to the black person? Hey there! How are you today?

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