- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bud driver drop his ice cream? Because he hit a boy.

Why was i said when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

ur mamas so ugly cause when she looked up at the sky it started to rain

why did the kid die? his mom shot him

What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer? This would be unlikely to happen, as it would cut the story short.

How do you torture Helen Keller? You put her on a table and slowly pull her limbs off

who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

How do you make a baby stop crying? Make it smell its own diaper then, drown it in its own tears.

How did the boy break his hand? He slammed it in a car door.

What do you call a guy wearing a white leisure suit? Mister Rourk? No, you call the dud wearing the white duds.

What do you call an African American who flies a plane? A Pilot

What is the black kid down the street getting for his birthday? Well first of all, his name is Pat. And he asked his parents for an Xbox that he will likely receive, and I assume a variety of other gifts from friends and family.

Why didn't the cow go to the candy store It had diabetes poor cow :(

knock knock whose there? banana banana who? knock knock? whose there? banana knock knock? whose there? banana

What's a foot long and slippery A dick

What did the nerd say to his friend regarding the test they had just taken? - Nothing, he doesn't have any friends.

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

What do you call a Muslim that walks onto a plane? A passenger

Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

How long does it take to build a wall? it depends on how big he wall is

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 had a gun.

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

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