- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Jimmy go crying to his mummy? Because she was shot.

Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

I was reading a book about antigravity, but I put it down because it was boring.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do communists and strawberries have in common? You can eat them.

Beware of orange frogs with black stripes! They are dangerous! On the other hand, if you see a black frog with orange stripes, you're in no danger.

when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

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Mitt Romney

Sometimes I question my sanity... Occasionally it replies.

what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? Michael Jackson is dead.

what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

i knew this one arab, who was so arab that there was nothing funny about him

my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

why do black people have dark skin? because they were born that way

How do you put 4 elephants inside a Volkswagen? You'd have to the change the interior design of the car and probably cut most of the roof. How do you put a Giraffe inside a Volkswagen? You ask her nicely to squeeze in between the four elephants...

Why are there clocks on stoves? Because it is a convenient way to tell the time.

What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

Why doesn't a chicken wear pants? Because, there are no tailors in the area who make pants suitable for chickens to wear.

A man meets the girl of his dreams. Too bad the man will die in 3 days due to terminal cancer

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a dog in your apple

Two monkeys are lying in a tree. Big monkey and little monkey, little monkey bites the big monkey's tale, big monkey starts jumping around the place shouting. Little monkey just starts laughing and takes another sip of whiskey.

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