- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Mel Gibson say to his wife? I apologise for my rude behaviour and intolorable cursing.

What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a statue of Mitt Romney? The statue doesn't change its position.

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What is blue and flies across the room? A baby with a punctured lung.

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. Q: The one stopped. Why? A: His brother fell off, cracked his head, started uncontrollably bleeding and died.

Why can't Mich Jackson draw a perfect circle? Because he's dead.

The awkward moment when Delilah got hit by a bus.

Q: Why did the man cross the road? A: Cause he felt like it.

Q: what did one kangaroo say too the other kangaroo? A: I was told I am schizophrenic.

What happened when my familys break on the car didn't work? They rolled down a hill and fell off a cliff and died. I loved them.

Doctor Doctor! I think i'm epileptic! I'm not the Doctor, I'm the receptionist. You're a hypochondriac, now wait in the Que, like everybody else Mrs. Davis.

Q: why was the cat naked? A: its owner was drunk and thought he was shaving his own head.

What do you call a cow that is lying on a barn floor? A cow

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Two guys walk into a bar. This is really exciting as they haven't seen each other for two years and are looking forward to catching up.

what do dead babies and turkeys have in common? you eat them on ocasions

Robin get in the Batmobile.

What's the difference between a Jewish child and pizza? Pizza does not scream in the oven.

Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

-"Hey! You guys wanna hear a joke" -"What?" -"Womens Rights"

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No. Oh don't worry then.

The grandfather's grandson said, "They charged me $10 just for a cup of coffee!" The grandfather said, "They charged me with bayonets."

A blond walks into an electronics store. Then she promptly walks out, as she got the wrong store.

What's worse than getting a flat tire on a date? getting one while rushing your dying grandfather to the hospital.

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