"I am proud to be black and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Not racist. "I am proud to be white and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Racist and offensive to black people "I am proud to be asian and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Not racist "I am proud to be Ethiopian and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Said nobody, ever

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roses are red violets are blue a pyschorapist just ate me refrigerator

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selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted off in space.

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Why did my pussy get wet? Because I splashed him with water. LOL SO FUNNY OMFG DA BEST JOKE EVA!!

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What is the pirate's favorite letter? Z.

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Once upon a time, there was a cat. He died.

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Why is it funny when dogs talk ? Answer: they don't

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because in between 6 and 7 there used to be the number § but 7 raped and murdered it.

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How many dead babies can fit in the trunk of my car? Seven.

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why does horse head huffer keep posting here? because he really doesn't understand the concept.

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what do a heater and a dead baby have in common? a dead baby is only warm for a small period of time

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Bill: ask me if i am three ducks in a man suit Jim: are you three ducks in a man suit? Bill: yes

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A man walks into a bar. He has suffered from a concussion and is now in the emergency room.

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Your dad is so hairy, that he shaves to look more cleanly.

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Why didn't the ghost go to the dance? He didn't exist.

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Q)Why doesn't the blond have a job? A) he is 12

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What do you call a magic owl? HOODINI only some will get it...

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why is dog animal? it is not fish! 18 fits of has hair only have is Buddhist

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What's the deal with airplane food? I've never tried it. I'm just curious how it was.

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Q: what do you call a man eating some chicken ? A: a hungry man (hahahahahahaha.......i should get a life)

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Did you hear about the dyslexic that choked on his own vimto?

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A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Okay, are you a tree? A: No, no I am not.

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I asked a girl on a date. She said no.

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Anti Joke

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