Q:So there's a black guy and a mexican sitting in a car...who's driving? A: The Cop

Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

What was Hellen Kellers biggest mistake? Knock knock jokes

What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

two ducks run into each other........ then they walk away

What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

You know whats better than 24? 25

So a horse walks into a bar... I forget the rest of the joke but you're mom is a whore..

What's the difference between car keys and truck keys? Literally nothing.

your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

What's worse then an adult dying A baby dying

How much dub could a dubstep dub if a dubstep could step dub?

What did George Washingtn say to is men before crossing the Delaware? Men, get in the boat.

What do you call a man who kills others for his own amusement? A psychologist

How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

Why did the guy in the wheelchair die? He was mauled by tigers.

An irishman walks into a bar and stays there until he goes home.

why didn't the bully beat up the nerds? His mom got arrested for molestation and his dad got sent to Afganistan so he was too depressed to beat them up.

It's valentines today! My girlfriend died.

So much with being an author... You with the Feds? The CIA?

How do you spot a paedophile in a playground? You don't, there are usually a lot of adults around.

Who are doctors and literally are porn stars

I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

What is worse than the holocaust? A worm in your apple.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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