A- knock knock B- whose there? A- Chuck Norris B- chuck norris who? A- are you retarded?

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Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

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What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

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The Big Bang Theory (the show).

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I took a shower yesterday. You have no idea how hard it was sneaking that thing out of Home Depot.

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whats worse than jonny james obviously

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Why din't Santa come to Timmy's house? Timmy died 6 months ago. :(

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What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

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Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

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What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

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Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

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Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue If You Bend Over Some More I'll Eat That Booty Too

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Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

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Why was the 3 year old high He was flying

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and his problem is destroying his family.

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What do you get when you cross Winter Squash, Beets, Ham, Coffee, Spinach, Hexamine, Cadmium, Detergent, and some love? A bowl full of crap.

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whats worse than being raped by a random stranger getting raped by your uncle

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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what is white on top and black on bottom Society What is black on top and white on bottom Rape

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yo mamma is so stupid she failed high school

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If you are on this site, you have a shitty life. It is even shittier if you read this.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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