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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did binladin say when he got to hell? oh no. im in hell

ive got nothing funny to say, so this is what its like to be a woman

Adam Claypool walks into a bar. He immediately sucks the bartender's dick because he is the biggest queer anyone has ever seen

CAVE JOHNSON.

What's blue and white and can't climb a tree? A fridge in a denim jacket!

What did the cool guy say to Kelly Clarkson? Nothing, she's fat.

Why is the black guy afraid of the white guy? He's not, it's the other way around.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

What is brown red and white? I don't know, that's why I asked you

What did the Black man get after a month's worth of manual labour? A reasonable wage, that was above the national minimum wage standard which states his and everyones right to a certain amount of money

Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

Why was ticklish Tom not ticklish anymore? A: he got hit by a train

Well, I guess it's back to the drawing board.

YO MAMMA IS SO STUPID, she was recently diagnosed with severe mental retardation and will have to be cared for 24/7

Getting all F's on your report card isnt that bad.... I mean you could go home to find your whole family murdered and your Girlfriend hanging from a noose.

Why did the 16 year old black kid drop out of high school? He started a successful small business selling mixtapes.

Why did the black man go to the store? To get milk and eggs because he was running out of those items

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Q:What happens when you choke a smurf? A: Nothing because smurfs dont exist

Why did the chicken cross the road? It would be unlikely for any entity of this time to speak English and communicate with chickens so it is improbable for one to know the answer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was baked.

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