- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats brown and sticky A stick!!!!

Why don't mummies take vacations? They're dead.

Why did the plane crash Because the pilot was hit in the face with an axe

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How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

Roses are black, Violets are black Everything is black I can't see

Why are white people white? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are black people black? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are Mexicans so tan? Cuz they were in the sun too long at birth

Everyone always gets up in arms over human trafficking... ... Well I kind of enjoy the convenience of air travel and so on.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was a chicken.

What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

Knock Knock. Who`s there? The police, your family were killed in a bakery A German bakery.

Why was Frankenstein green? Because he painted himself green. Frankenstein is the scientist, not the monster.

So a Jewish Family wakes into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

What happened to the boy who tried to cross the road? He got hit by a semi-truck and died.

Why did the police arrest the Escalade full of black men? Reckless driving. I lied, it was an asian woman.

Why did Mary fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Who pushed johnny of the cliff? Certainly not Mary

I own two ferrets. I was merely stating something factual.

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