- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What would you do if i pushed you down the stairs A: I would suffer from serious head injuries thus filling you with guilt for performing such a deed.

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whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...get back in the kitchen, I'm hungry

everybody loves raymond

whats a long boring sotry that no oneever wantsto read? the life of sarah palin.

why cant monkeys swim? cause they dont have staberlizers.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

Knock knock What?

Why did everyone at school think that Susan was so hot? They set her on fire.

What do you say to a black couple that just got married? Congratulations

What is red,brown and stinks? A deer that's hit by a car

(joker) Do you like fishsticks? (recipient) "No" (any response from the joker at this point qualifies as anti joke)

1,2,3,4,5... 6.

michael: How old do I look? stranger: about 68? How old are you? michael: I cant remember I have alzheimers. michael: How old do I look?

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas A bike.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care what a chicken thinks?

A man sees another man sitting on a bench with a pickle in his ear. He asks the man "Why do you have a pickle in your ear?" The other man replies "What? I couldn't hear you because I have a pickle in my ear."

What do you call a gay jewish guy? Heblew.

a man walks into a bar some other people get up and greet him as they are his friends. he then has a great night with his friends. he goes home and goes to sleep. he wakes up with a man next to him

why couldnt jimmys feet touch the ground? he was hanging.

What do you get when you eat a bag of potatoes? The're all gone.

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