- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than someone blowing out all your birthday candles? a piano dropping on your head.

Why does the man ignore his wife? Because he is dead.

What's the worst thing about African poverty? The fact that there is no foreseeable solution to the problem of millions suffering.

A blind man asked me out last night. I told him I was seeing someone...

Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my soup! That's not a fly, it's a gnat.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, because he is an orphan.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

"Knock, knock." "You don't have to say that. The door's open, come on in."

Q-how many dead babies does it take to paint your geradge door? A-one if you throw it hard enough

Why didn't the man win the lottery? Because his lottery numbers weren't drawn.

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

What did the old man say to kid who was begging to his mommy? Shut up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

Q: what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We're both lawyers!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

knock knock who's there the german police now pack your stuff and get out

Whats numbing and smells like burning toast? A stroke.

What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin inside a blender.

Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

Why did the witch stay up all night with a broken broomstick? Because she couldn't sweep.

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