Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

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A Jewish person was found dead in an alley way last night, Hitler did nothing wrong.

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Bob: What's red and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A red ding-a-ling? Bob: Yes. What's blue and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A blue ding-a-ling? Bob: No, they only come in red.

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Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

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How do you get an alien baby to sleep? Well, first you need to get an alien baby.

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What is the best way to burn Jews Light them on fire

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What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

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how did the family die? They were shot in the head.

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Why did the Japanese man commit suicide? He was terminally ill and decided it was his time to go

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What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

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What did the giraffe say to the other? nothing giraffes cant talk

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What is the Hardest part of helping a grandma who has having trouble crossing the road? Picking the gravel out of the wrinkles in her knees.

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tim has no humor

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Why was the man in the kitchen? Because his wife was raped and killed.

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What's five times 10? Sixty, you retarded fuck.

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My friend harris is fat.

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knock knock whose there banana banana who well, since a banana is a fruit and not human, it does not have parents and thus no last name was given to it.

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Q: Why is Santa's sack so big? A: Because he only cums once a year

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Roses are red.

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no pun intended

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Why do they call you the interrup... SHUT UP!

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Person: kk Person1: did you just kk me? Person: no

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Bob: You need to push harder? Tom: Oh wow what a coincidence, that is what my wife said last night. They laugh about the irony of the situation and then return to the task at hand

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Q: Who followed E.T.A Hoffman? A: ASAP Rocky. (ETA and ASAP are both time-based abbreviations, ETA meaning 'estimated time of arrival' and ASAP meaning 'as soon as possible'. Thus, ASAP can form a response to a requested ETA. Additional humour comes from the dissonant occupations of the two individuals: E.T.A Hoffman being a nineteenth century gothic author, and ASAP Rocky being a modern rapper.)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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