why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress why is there all this blank space?

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Q: What did the chicken cross the road? A: "Why did the chicken cross the road?" is a common riddle or joke in several languages. The answer or punchline is: "To get to the other side." The riddle is an example of anti-humor, in that the curious setup of the joke leads the listener to expect a traditional punchline, but they are instead given a simple statement of fact. "Why did the chicken cross the road?" has become largely iconic as an exemplary generic joke to which most people know the answer, and has been repeated and changed numerous times.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

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Roses are green,violets are blue,i'm high as ****,is that perfume or glue?

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What did the French-Italian couple name their child? Angelo Pierre Smith, giving tribute to the father's uncle Angelo, and the mother's great-grandfather, Pierre.

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a jew, a latino and an aboriginal walk into a bar this is an example of a great inter-racial comunity

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What did the FBI agent say to the CIA agent. We're both agents

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Your mama's so fat, that it's ruined her self-esteem.

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Why was Timmy late for class? He got hit by a bus. Why was Jimmy late for class? He saw Timmy lying in the middle of the street, went out to help and got hit by another bus.

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hey! did u just fall??? ..no..gravity wanted a hug.!

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A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

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A man walks into a bar... And orders a glass of beer to cool himself off after a long day at the quarry.

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I got a joke for ya. George W. Bush was our president. He is a joke, but no one is laughing.

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What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Being sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

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your mothers so blonde she has yellow hair.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need a job Stop spitting on me

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What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

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What's the difference between 4 and 6? 2.

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A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends *Plot Twist* It was a dream He has no friends.

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Q. What did Michael Jackson say to the banana? A. Nothing, he's dead.

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Hey. I came up with an anti-joke. I posted it here.

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Person A said: Knock Knock! Person B could not answer the door as he could not hear Person A's announcement of his or her arrival.

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And so the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life," but John came fifth, and won a toaster instead.

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What's ripe and orange? A ripe orange.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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