Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

whats worse than getting killed by a random tomahawk in COD mostly anything because COD is only a video game

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

Why couldn't the rich dumbass get into colledge? He couldn't open the door

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

How did Justin Bieber die? He didn't. And we all need to stop making fun of that poor boy.

Camerons hair is Curly..

Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a beer and a mop.

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a brick at it.

A baby seal walks into a club. He is immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

"Docter, docter, I think I have cancer!" "I don't really care."

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

Man 1: HEY DUDE! Man 2: Go shoot yourself

How much seamen does a gay guy have??? A whole butt load.

What's blue and white and can't climb a tree? A fridge in a denim jacket!

Q: Why is Abu Soooo Dank? A: Because he scores too many left-foot bangers

Anti Joke

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