What's Brown and dirty? Dirt

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Why did the black man have lots of money. He studied hard at school and got into a good university. He dedicated 5 years of his life working relentlessly and getting his diploma in medicine then went on to work in a private hospital as head doctor and neuro surgeon. He was very successful in his specific field of medicine. That didn't work out so after quitting his job and realizing he had wasted over 7 years of his life achieving nothing but lose of interest in his career. He then bought a lottery ticket and won 8 million dollars.

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A police officer walks into a doughnut shop. He approaches the cashier and hands him 20$. He says "Here, I saw you drop this on your way in" he promptly leaves the store.

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A man is on his way home from a business trip and walks into his house. He is quite as to not wake up his wife or kids. He gets to the bedroom to find his wife in bed with the neighbor. He is shocked at what he came home to and decides to file for divorce. She was a stay at home mom and loses everything because of the divorce. The man woke up from his horrible nightmare and kissed his wife on the cheek. She has always been faithful. He decides to tell her about the dream and, for insurance, emphasizes the part where she loses everything in the divorce. They happily live out the rest of their lives together.

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How do you stop an asshole from being an asshole toward you? Shoot him in the head.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What’s the difference between a frog and a duck? One is a frog and one is a duck.

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer.

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A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

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why are black people good at sports? because i f***ed your mom

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Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

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What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

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What did the man with sores on his tounge get for a birthday present? He recieved a very nice pair of trousers which he wore to work from time to time

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Poop

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This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why did the man get ran over by th STREET? Because he crossed the TURTLE!

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eden stop

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why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

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Women

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Xbox One

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i am and me is i

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A man walks into a bar, and is brutally slaughtered by eight drunk customers.

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