What do you get when you cross batman and superman? One egotesticul idiot SOB aka mofo ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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What's big, red, has green and puple spots and responds to "here boy"? Nothing, not to my knowledge anyway!

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You mean I have to type in this little box? That's so embarrassing!

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PEANIS!

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sure!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get back before curfew.

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What did the mental patient say to the apple? Hi, my name is Chris.

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What's red and invisible? We don't know that it's red.

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Knock Knock... Who's there? The FBI, you're going to jail. Really? No.

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Beethoven! It is true? Did you really lose your hearing? Yes.

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Why do fat people make such good slaves? They're too fat and lazy to escape. Unfortunately, if you want your slave to be fat, you actually have to feed it properly.

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what is yellow and burns? -a fire

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daisies are yellow Trust me, I'm a florist.

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato

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Do you like fish-sticks? Love 'em. You like putting fish-sticks in your mouth? Yeah. What are you, a gay fish?

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I knocked on my neighbors door to complain about the horrible smell before remembering I killed him the week before, he has no family and no one will ever know.

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What boy with no arms get on his birthday? Lego.

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? You rub your bloody penis on her teddy bear.

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What is green, dangorous, slow, defencive, and scared? A turtle with a uzi.

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Wanna hear another joke? Wes Trillows penis!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I was hoping you could tell me–why else would I ask you a question?

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I HATE G-SPOT AND BTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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