Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

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What is worse than the holocaust? A worm in your apple.

Win industrial estate, Newry

What's red and funny? The holocaust

Roses are red, Violets are blue, these two statement are obvious unless you are color blind

Your Mommy is a gas pump.

i said call 911 and they said whats the number?

Life

just imagine like a whole mark no imagine like 1000 marks an army of marks ready to conquer

Okay, an ambulance is arriving for me (cops called it whatever I am fine) If you are still reading this then get the fuck out before I fire you no more messages.

What did George Washingtn say to is men before crossing the Delaware? Men, get in the boat.

What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

A man went to the doctor. He had experienced some strong abdominal pain. The doctor looked at him and ordered some tests to be done. He had a kidney stone. The day after he passed the stone, he got ran over by a bus. The man's name was Bob.

An Icelandic boy hangs himself because of peer pressure. His family mourns for their loss

roses are red violets are black lewis norris has a fucking narra back

Have you seen Hellen Keller's treehouse? No. It's quite nice, her father made it himself.

Whats white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator

What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

A blonde has a headache, so she goes to the doctor. The doctor prescribes some Advil, she takes it, and then feels significantly better.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attached to a bomb filled with spoons

How did the three girls get free drinks? Two of them were attractive and out of obligation to "the game" the third girl was also purchased a beverage.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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