You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

Who is best known for causing the Mt. St. Helens Eruption, The World Series Earthquake, and The Asian Tsunami in 2004? According to insurance companies, God.

What did the over confident jack-ass say to the hot girl, You'll do.

What happens when you hit a black guy with your car? He is seriously injured.

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the moon. It burnt up on re-entry

What has four legs, yet it can't walk? A dead horse.

What's worse than getting AIDS from your boyfriend? Getting AIDS from your brother.

What did the homeless man say to the rich man? Can i have some food?

whats black and white with red all over. something that's black and white with red all over.

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

Do u take sugar?

You know what's a joke? Something Funny

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

A guy named John wanted to finish his life. Now he is dead

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house No Neither has he.

what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

John: I just ran over a cat... Just kidding! It was your mum.

when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because skeletons cannot live on their own and there is no such thing as a skeleton that can walk across roads without muscles.

What would happend if two nyan cats crashed into each other? It would be a great impact and we'd all be sad.

yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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