- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a baby stop crying? You throw it out the window.

Q: Why did the fork cross the balloon? A: Apples

What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Whatever you like, it can't hear you.

A man walks into a bar. The second man sees the first man's mistake and ducks. The third man needs to take no precautions as he is a midget and can simply walk under the bar.

Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

What did the cow say to the farmer? moo

hola said the chinese man

yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

How do you confuse a blond? Look at her

Q: Why did the black man have a gun? A: We was recently indicted for insider trading and preferred suicide to a long prison sentence.

why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

What did Mr. Sandman do whrn the boy asked for one too many dreams, nothing because Mr. Sandman was the boys bitch.

I have Alzheimer's, i pee out gold, racoons

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

What do you call a black man with mishap-in head scares on the left side of his face and a 3rd degree burns on the right side? a very unfortunate guy.

how do you finish a 30000 piece puzzle you search for cheat codes

What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

Suck pussy

Up until today I thought eminem was the lead singer for maroon 5

What do you call 5 black guys at the bottom of the ocean? scuba divers

Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

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