Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

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What did the mentally retarded man say to the Waiter who brought him his soup? Thanks for bringing me my soup.

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What happened to that guy who fell? He died from car accident 3 days later.

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Yeah, Eliza, its me, its so strange, you are the only one I remember from highschool, I was worried you had forgotten about me, anyway, yeah type as if you where speaking to him, and dont worry, I know I could not keep a secret back then, and I told Nero, so and he promised me he would kindly break my fingers if I told anyone, besides I dont do that anymore trust me.

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

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Roses are red violents are blue I have 5 figures and the middle one is for you

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A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

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why cant monkeys swim? cause they dont have staberlizers.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

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What made the lady dance? Bandz!

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Maroon 5 to a bitch: Cross my heart and hope to die... wait why don't i just kill you bitch!

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look under under where under under where. under the couch

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Why was the black man so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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What's black and white and red all over? The dead kitten on the road.

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Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

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what do you call a black person who hated fried chicken? a vegetarian.

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What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

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Why was the black man tired? It was 3 AM, and he just came back from his demanding job as a surgeon.

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children of those parents which are childless, are often childless too...

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Knock Knock. Whos there? I am the danger! Danger who? I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!

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Me: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? You: No. Me: Neither have they.

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Why was the redneck so racist? Because he had a severe dislike for the black community.

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one bright morning in the middle of the night two dead boys got up to fight back to back they faced each other drew thier swords and shot each other a deff policeman heard this noise came and shot the two dead boys if you dont believe this lie is true ask the blind man he saw it too

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell off a cliff? That never happened. I just checked Wikipedia.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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