- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This is a haiku Haikus are not really jokes Congratulations!

why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

A women in the kitchen.

I like the color potato.

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

A plane is falling out of the sky, and there is a Priest, a little boy, Obama and a rock star. There are 4 parachutes and everyone jumps out safety.

A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

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Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you, but the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl empty and so is your head.

Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

Yo Mama is so dumb, that she scored significantly below average on the SAT's.

wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

that moment when the last few ceral are like "Come on catch me bitch"

How did the blind dyslexic boy find his way out of the cornfield? -He drew backwords numbers and letters in the dirt

Whats the difference between Justin bieber and a dick... The dick

Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

What has legs but can't walk? A table...or a dog with four broken legs.

knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

What did the dead man say? Nothing because dead human beings have no beating heart and do not live so they cannot speak.

How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

What did the sick kid say to Make a Wish foundation? To get better

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