- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This is a haiku Haikus are not really jokes Congratulations!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs.

Did you hear about that superman guy? He died.

Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

Whats the difference between Justin bieber and a dick... The dick

Yo Mama is so dumb, that she scored significantly below average on the SAT's.

How did the blind dyslexic boy find his way out of the cornfield? -He drew backwords numbers and letters in the dirt

Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

that moment when the last few ceral are like "Come on catch me bitch"

A plane is falling out of the sky, and there is a Priest, a little boy, Obama and a rock star. There are 4 parachutes and everyone jumps out safety.

Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you, but the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl empty and so is your head.

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What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

What did the dead man say? Nothing because dead human beings have no beating heart and do not live so they cannot speak.

What did the sick kid say to Make a Wish foundation? To get better

What has legs but can't walk? A table...or a dog with four broken legs.

How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

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