Knock Knock. Whos there? I am the danger! Danger who? I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!

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one bright morning in the middle of the night two dead boys got up to fight back to back they faced each other drew thier swords and shot each other a deff policeman heard this noise came and shot the two dead boys if you dont believe this lie is true ask the blind man he saw it too

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What looks like a duck, smells like a duck and feels like a duck? A duck.

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Me: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? You: No. Me: Neither have they.

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What's the difference between Wolfjob and a Jew? Wolfjob is attractive.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme oo

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A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

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Paul Walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: No

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What can make you pee? Liquid

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The dewey decimal system

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What do you get when you eat a bag of potatoes? The're all gone.

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Psychics.

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One time, I ate 3 chipotle burritos....after a tennis match

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Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A man with no arms and no legs

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Water? I hardly know her.

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

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what's worst then having no internet access for a year? having no facebook notifications when you finally do

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Why did the man think inside of the box? Because he was inside of the box.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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whats worse than having no life? having no life and reading internet jokes all day!

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Q: A plane crashes on the boarder of Mexico and America, where do you bury the survivors. A: You don't because there were none, everyone fucking died!

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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