- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

What's faster than a black man with a TV? olympic sprinters, cyclists, street legal cars, speed boats, helicopters, commercial airliners, bullets, fighters jets, missiles, SR-71, space shuttles, rocket ships, anything in orbit, excited electrons, and quite a lot more, actually.

Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the moon. It burnt up on re-entry

Who is best known for causing the Mt. St. Helens Eruption, The World Series Earthquake, and The Asian Tsunami in 2004? According to insurance companies, God.

What happens when you hit a black guy with your car? He is seriously injured.

My kids are mistakes.

What did the over confident jack-ass say to the hot girl, You'll do.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

Do u take sugar?

A guy named John wanted to finish his life. Now he is dead

What did the homeless man say to the rich man? Can i have some food?

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

What has four legs, yet it can't walk? A dead horse.

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

You know what's a joke? Something Funny

What's worse than getting AIDS from your boyfriend? Getting AIDS from your brother.

whats black and white with red all over. something that's black and white with red all over.

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house No Neither has he.

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