What's the difference between a lion and a stuffed lion? One is for children to play with, one will eat you alive.

what can't you see but stalks you all day and night? ME!!!

Women can vote? WTF

FOOL TOP COMMENT IS MINE!

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What noise annoys a noisy oyster? Hispanics with their loud car stereos.

What is black and white and sleeps a lot? A tired zebra.

One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

Want to hear a joke? Womens rights.

Roses are red. Violets are violet. Violet is a color already.

*Brother comes downstairs wet and naked* Mom: Did you enjoy your shower?

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday just dance 3

how do you turn your dishwasher into a garbage disposal? make her take out the trash.

If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

What did the agnostic say when he turned blue? He said "wow why am I blue?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know either, i'm just wondering why a chicken is trying to cross the road!

Hitler walks up to a little girl at a concentration camp: - How old are you? - I'm turning 7 tomorrow! - Nope.

*knock knock* Who's there? ...Who's there?... *opens door to find a dead baby on the front door step*

A baby seal walks into a club.

Fire is red Water is blue Earth is brown Air is transparent

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon.

what is the most efficient way to scratch your balls? hire a leprechaun slave.

its's not rape if you yell "suprise!"

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

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