Q: Why do black people like fried chicken? A: Because it tastes delicious!

Whats worse than having sex with your hot cousin? Not having sex with your hot cousin...

This is my first attempt at making an anti-joke: That's was it.

so your in a room with mickey mouse and the lights go off, how did the lights go off mickey mouse turned them off

Hehe 9/11 Funny Stuff If you know what I mean!!

Why did peter fall off his bike? Because Peter is a goldfish.

What's sad about an elderly couple who has had a long, fruitful marriage? Nothing.

Why doesn't anybody like the octopus? There anti-social creatures by nature

What Batman said to Robin before they got in the car? -Get in the car Robin!

What do you call a black woman that flys a plane? - a pilot...

Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

Hey can you turn Tmartn upI can't hear him

My computer will die soon, and my life is a lie. Refrigerator.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If You Bend Over Some More I'll Eat That Booty Too

What do you call a green land with wheels? Grass lied about the wheels.

What do you call a homosexuall man? Homosexuall man.

How do you make a black man sad? Kill his entire family.

Roses are red violets are blue I have outsimers Wait what?

a man was walking and saw a snake he was not afraid of snakes so he kept walking

(In a job interview) Interviewer: Name a time when you've failed sometime Me: I failed an HIV test last June, anything else?

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was black

Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

What do you call a black guy with a job? Responsible.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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