- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

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Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fucking dead.

Your mama's so stupid because she has down syndrome.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

Knock, knock Who's there? I'm there.

Yo mama has had so many kidney stones she has to be on a water diet.

Do you like apples? Yes

Why did the chicken cross the road... so people could keep asking that question for 4000 years

What did Dr. Pepper say to Sprite? I'm a Doctor.

How did the blonde die? Frogs teleported from the future and brutally murdered her with forks.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

What is worse than a case of the flu? Finding a dead camel on the highway with a half eaten lollipop in its mouth.

Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the food supply was scarce

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Q. Why is me question not funny? A. Because there is no point to it.

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

So I was making love to my cat the other day, and my pet dog comes in.

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion.

A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

Why don't Black people Dream? Because the last one that did got shot.

why doesn't the werewolf like Ferrari's a werewolf being a mythical creature would most likely not have a preference as to what kind of car he drives because he would not exist

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