how long did it take the blonde to solve the rubiks cube when she knew the algorithm? Approximately 6.73 minutes.

Whats two plus two? Miles

What did Pikachu say to Charmander? Nothing. Pokemon are fictional creatures, and thus, do not exist.

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What do you call 6 white men on a bench? The NBA

My real life is like my iPad I don't have an iPad.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was chicken food on the other side

So this fat guy farts. It smells.

I going to the kitchen to make a #sandwich.....oh wait this isn't twitter

BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I Rape you!!!

Roses are black, Violets are black Everything is black I can't see

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because HItler took he's parents away.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a green man.

What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

what happens when you piss on a dead monkey nothing you just lose the urge to pee O.o

Q: How did the blonde girl get into Harvard? A: hard work, dedication, and a perfect SAT score.

Whats worse than burning your foot? Getting it eaten off by a cannibal.

CAVE JOHNSON.

An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

What did the boy with a crippled arm get for his birthday? A guitar.

This is my first attempt at making an anti-joke: That's was it.

Why was the man choking? He was eating to fast.

so your in a room with mickey mouse and the lights go off, how did the lights go off mickey mouse turned them off

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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