- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does one call black men pushing a car up a hill? Black Car. What does one call white men pushing a car up a hill? White Car. What does one call Mexicans pushing a car up a hill? Grand Theft Auto

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because skeletons cannot live on their own and there is no such thing as a skeleton that can walk across roads without muscles.

what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

do you currently smoke? i hope not.

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

John: I just ran over a cat... Just kidding! It was your mum.

What would happend if two nyan cats crashed into each other? It would be a great impact and we'd all be sad.

How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

what di the black kid get 4 x-MAS nothing

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

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What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

facebook is like a refrigerator. you eat it.

What did one say to the other woman? I have a penis

Nowadays, aviation is the most secure means of conveyance in the world, but paragliding is not.

A Mexican, a Caucasian, and an African-American jump out of an airplane. They all die.

Kefka > Sephiroth

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To go to work. And be sexually harassed. For 70 cents on the dollar.

If life gives you lemons, throw them at people.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a donkey

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

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