Barack Obama plays basketball

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Why does Santa Claus drink so much hot Cocoa? Because Mrs. Claus got tired of his constant drunkenness and won't allow beer in the house in the house anymore.

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Why did they call the woman crazy? because she drowned her children in a lake.

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Why did the frog die? He had AIDS

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how do u kill a black kid ..... stabb him in the face with a nife

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Q. Why is the road black? A. One hundred million dollars!

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Why did the black guy stop drinking his kool-aid? He learned of its high sugar content and began to drink a glass of water as a healthier option.

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How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family...

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Why can't the children hug his father? Because his father is dead.

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Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

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the holocaust

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your mother is so fat that she got brain damaged from cardiac arrest and now needs medical care for the rest of her life.

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Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

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Q: If a hen-and-a-half can lay an egg-and-a-half in a day-and-a-half, how long would it take a peg-legged grasshopper to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle? A: He'd give up.

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A guy watches a porno. When it is over, he said; "Wow, that was deep"

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why did Bernard have a bold because I ripped his Mohawk

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

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Why didn't little Jimmy eat his dinner? Jimmy didn't eat his dinner because there was no food. Jimmy is a poor street urchin who died of starvation.

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What is blue? The sky! Hahaha best joke to laught at with all of your buds hehehehehee

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Roses are lamp, Violets are squirrel, I have ADHD, LET'S DANCE!

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a man says "whats shakin bakin" to a friend, but his friend was shaking, because he often has seizures... thats what was shakin

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