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roses are red violets are blue grass is green

whats dumb and small? dandruff

Why did priences Dian cross the street? Cause she wasn't wearing a seatbelt!!

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has has no arms.

What do you get when you cross an orange with a gerbil? A mailbox that lights up when you open it

Knock Knock Who's there? Boo. Boo Who? Boobies.

boobs.

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

After tesco's horse burgers, what's next? My lidl pony

How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

What do you call a black person who just received a bachlors degree from Havard? A very educated human being.

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

So a seal walks into a club.

An Asian walks into a Chinese restaurant. Then he decides that he would prefer Mexican instead, and drives to a Taco Bell.

What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

Roses are grey Violets are grey I live in Africa Give me water

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

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