- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

Whats more realistic than evolution? Everything

Ain't idn't a word.

Roses are red, violets are blue. my Mom is a hooker.

Why did? Yes

To (down) Below: BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOLOLOL! MWAHAHAHAHA HOHOHOHO HEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEHEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHA... Man I cant breathe! YUCK YUCK YUCK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! AHAHA! HOHOHOHOHOHO HAHAHAHAHA!

Choir.

Why couldn't Sally ride a bike? She was disabled

Female rights.

How do you stay out of Heaven? you stay alive.

Why can't Tommy ride a bike? Because Tommy is a goldfish.

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

If Jonny has 300 pies and eats 299 pies what is left for Jonny? DIABETES

what do you do when you forget to do your math homework? kill your teacher

I thought we where okay, you seemed so nice and calm before, are you okay? What happened?

knock knock who's there? Madeline McCann really? no

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

Oh you expected a funny joke? Oh well

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

When is a door not a door? Never.

A guy walked into a store and bought a candy bar. Why? Because he wanted some chocolate.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has a serious crack addiction and there was a drug dealer on the other side.

A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

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