- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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this is not a drill.

Yo mama so old, she might die soon

What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color

Red are roses, blue are violets I'm dislexic.

What is the difference between a deer and a child in africa? Why does it matter? They're both being hunted.

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roses are red violets are blue we're having sex cause i'm stronger than you

Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Hello, nice to meet you.

Women's rights.

Knock Knock. Who's there? .

a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

which sex position produces the ugliest children? go ask ur mom

bish bash bosh giz a nosh

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out of the chambers...

What did the man say when he lost his phone? Answer: I lost my phone!!

What does pooh bear call his grandma? Pooh nanny.

A: Knock Knock B: Whos there A: Orange B: Orange who A: Arent you glad i didnt say chair

A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

How many kids with Asperger's does it take to change a light bulb? Tyrannosaurus lived in the Cretaceous Period.

Why was the black man in the hotel so upset? I shit on his chest.

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