- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between camping and molestation? I wasn't taken camping as a child

Executioner: Would you like to make a statement? Mr Murderer: Yes, I would love to sing a song. Executioner: Very well. Begin. Mr Murderer: There were 6 billion in the bed, and the little one said roll over, roll over. So they all rolled over and one fell out...

Why can't helen Keller read? She's dead.

Q: What do you call a guy that is smart? A: A SMART Guy.

There once was a man from Nantucket who lost most of his savings by making bad investment decisions.

Why did the deer cross the road? The overpopulation of man has caused an expansion of construction into the habitat of the deer and it has required him to occasionally frequent human populated areas.

What was so sad about the white woman who dropped her Starbucks? It fell on her baby in a nearby stroller giving it third degree burns, disfiguring its face.

Whats the difference between a fish and whale? Ones bigger than the other.

Your Momma is sooooo poor, she struggles day by day to feed you and your 8 siblings while keeping a roof over your head.

Today, my house burned to the ground. FML.

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roses are red, violets are blue, apparently you are blind or else I wouldn't be telling this to you.

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

why did the chicken cross the road he didnt he was hit by a van

What did the dog say to the cat? I don't know actually

why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was curious about something that had diverted his attention.

Guess what? I like trains.

What is white and will kill you if it fell out of a tree? Charles Manson

A person who doesn't know hungarian is trying to read the next sentence. Sajnos nem érti, mivel nem tud magyarul.

I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

Why did the fat kid fall of his bike? The skinny kid pushed him off!

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

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