- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's blue and smells like baby. A: A choking baby.

How do you start a fire in the woods? Call Cole Ryder!

you know what's worse than being grounded? AIDS

i like my babies how i like my potatoes..... skinned

Why didn't the man get to see his family on Christmas? He was blind.

Cornelius went to the dcotor and got a sticker and a lollipop for being a good patient. He later went home and shoved the lollipop stick up his dick hole and started wildly masturbating. I forgot to mention Cornelius was 42 years old.

What's the difference between a woman and the Universe ? One is full of mysteries mankind may never understand, the other is, well, the Universe.

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Getting laid at the special Olympics.

why did bob fall off the swing Because he got hit by a microwave

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was John Elway.

What's a fun thing to do on a plane? Make a bolt to the pilot, smash his brains in with a iron pipe and make the plane plummet a few hundred feet with a maniacal laugh until you wake up from your dream and scream at your mother to wipe you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

Is this the krusty Crab? No you idiot this is a phone!!!!!

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the rest of the kids during recess? Tiffany is a pencil.

Wat do u call black circus clwon a bad comedian

5 people are walking

A duck, a rabbi, a homosexual, and the president walk into a bar. As a result, bruises appeared on their foreheads.

How do you dance to the black eyed peas? You don't you listen

"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar And doesn't

whats worse than one week in school? two weeks in school. whats worse than two weeks in school? three weeks in school whats worse than three weeks in school? child abuse, killing animals and murder

When did Osama Bin Laden die? Nobody gives a @!?$

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

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