A person who doesn't know hungarian is trying to read the next sentence. Sajnos nem érti, mivel nem tud magyarul.

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What is white and will kill you if it fell out of a tree? Charles Manson

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What do you call a person with disabilities? Names.

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I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

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I went to the doctor & he gave only 6 months to live. I told him I couldn't pay my bill, he said "that doesn't change the fact you're going to die soon."

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What do you get when you cross a muffin with chocolate chips? A chocolate chip muffin.

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YouTube Is Red Facebook Is Blue Porn Hub Is Down You'll Have To Do

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what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

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Q: How many jews can you fit in a car A: 2 in the front. 3 in the back and as many as you want in the ash tray.

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What is the coefficient of friction's favourite band? MU-se. What does the coefficient of friction go to see at weekends? MU-seums. What is the coefficient of friction's favourite hobby? Masturbating violently with a noose around his neck.

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where was the heart of ocean found. madelain mcanns urn

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whats worse than a kane nothing

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Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Kncok Whose there? Not Sally

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Roses Are Red I Have A Phone Nobody Txts Me Forever Alone

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George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

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In soviet russia...the abundance of natural oils and rich agricultural land provide it with a thriving economy

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Seargent: Quick seal off all the exits so he cant get away. Private: OK 2 minutes later Private: He escaped sir Seargent: What, how Private: through one of the entrances

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a black man and a white man walk into a job interview. neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? one, its a fairly easy task

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What did the father give to his son with terminal cancer for his 5th birthday? Nothing the kids going to die anyway

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It's Christmas Eve and your entire family is gone for 12 hours to by you presents. What will you do while there gone? By the time you figured out what you will do you will hear a knock at your door. It's the police they are here to tell you your entire family was murdered during a shooting at the mall. The sad part is you will not receive your NEW Beats, your Xbox 1, or your make up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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