Why did little Billy fall off his bike? Anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartenders asks "Why the long face?"

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A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

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a man walks in to a bar he says "what can i get for a free beer" the bartender says "okay but first you have to make my donkey laugh" so he goes in there and makes it laugh and gets a free beer ant then the next day he goes in and says "what can i get for a free beer" the bartender says "okay but first you have to make my donkey cry" so he goes in there and makes the horse cry and the bartender says " i will give you a free beer but first tell me what you did to make my donkey laugh and cry" the man says " first to make the donkey laugh i told the donkey i had a bigger penis than him then to make him cry i showed him

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YOU

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cancer

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress why is there all this blank space?

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What's worse than getting bit by a spider? getting bit by two spiders What's worse than getting bit by two spiders? getting raped What's worse than getting raped? a butterfly landing on you

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Why did the girl gO shopping?! Because she got paid and wanted to blow(;

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Q. What did Michael Jackson say to the banana? A. Nothing, he's dead.

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The Holocaust? What's worse than finding a worm in your apple.

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Morning wood.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman. ym

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Are yu mad Twinkle twinkle little star if yu don't shut up I'm gonna hit you with my freaking car

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What do you call someone who is unwilfully forced into a life of emotional abuse and domestic violence? My daughter.

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Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

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Did you know, even though penguins ARE birds... They don't live in volcanoes?

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Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

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What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Hello, nice to meet you.

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Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

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roses are red violets are blue we're having sex cause i'm stronger than you

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Neither has he.

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this is not a drill.

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