roses are red, violets are blue, apparently you are blind or else I wouldn't be telling this to you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was curious about something that had diverted his attention.

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why did the chicken cross the road he didnt he was hit by a van

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You wanna hear a joke? Me too

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What did the dog say to the cat? I don't know actually

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why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

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why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

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what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

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Guess what? I like trains.

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where was the heart of ocean found. madelain mcanns urn

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George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

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What is the coefficient of friction's favourite band? MU-se. What does the coefficient of friction go to see at weekends? MU-seums. What is the coefficient of friction's favourite hobby? Masturbating violently with a noose around his neck.

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Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Kncok Whose there? Not Sally

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Q: How many jews can you fit in a car A: 2 in the front. 3 in the back and as many as you want in the ash tray.

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Roses Are Red I Have A Phone Nobody Txts Me Forever Alone

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In soviet russia...the abundance of natural oils and rich agricultural land provide it with a thriving economy

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whats worse than a kane nothing

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Why did little Billy fall off his bike? Anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

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a black man and a white man walk into a job interview. neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

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It's Christmas Eve and your entire family is gone for 12 hours to by you presents. What will you do while there gone? By the time you figured out what you will do you will hear a knock at your door. It's the police they are here to tell you your entire family was murdered during a shooting at the mall. The sad part is you will not receive your NEW Beats, your Xbox 1, or your make up.

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What did the father give to his son with terminal cancer for his 5th birthday? Nothing the kids going to die anyway

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? one, its a fairly easy task

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Seargent: Quick seal off all the exits so he cant get away. Private: OK 2 minutes later Private: He escaped sir Seargent: What, how Private: through one of the entrances

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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