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Bro my d*ck is like 20 inches. That's not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you

what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it got ran over by a car recently after it go killed it was eaten by a hobo and the hobo died from ring worm

Did you here that Hellen Keller got hit by a bus? No. Neither did she.

Why didn't the monkey cross the road? He saw the chicken get run over.

Q: why does the fire breather hate his job A: his parents were burned to death MR

What did Santa give little Susie for Christmas? Nothing, he raped her.

What happened to the little boy who threw a spitball at the teacher? He was killed the next day when the teacher, who had a history of mental instability and schizophrenia, decided to go on a shooting rampage in class.

why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

Roses are red, violets are red, everything's red... Retinal haemorrhage.

What did michael jackson say to the boys he touched? Nothing. Hes dead

What did the fat girl use on Wii Fit? Cheat Codes.

Ain't idn't a word.

Choir.

It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

Whats more realistic than evolution? Everything

what do you do when you forget to do your math homework? kill your teacher

Why can't Tommy ride a bike? Because Tommy is a goldfish.

How do you stay out of Heaven? you stay alive.

If Jonny has 300 pies and eats 299 pies what is left for Jonny? DIABETES

I thought we where okay, you seemed so nice and calm before, are you okay? What happened?

Why did? Yes

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

Why couldn't Sally ride a bike? She was disabled

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