Q: What's grey and can't climb trees A: A car park

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what did the horse say to the other horse Neigh

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A man works at a brick factory. He is told by his boss that if he is to steal any brick from the factory, he will be sacked. But every day the man steals one brick and puts it in his lunch box to take home and is not caught. One day he has enough bricks to build a house, and he says "When I build this house there will be none left over". The house is now built and while the man is taking a look around he stubs his toe on something, he looks down to see a brick and he sighs, picks up the brick and throws it in the air. There are two pilots driving a plane, one has a dog and one has a wardrobe. One pilot says to the other "I don't particularly like dogs" then the other pilot says to him "I don't really like wardrobes". They then make an agreement and throw both the wardrobe and the dog out the window. Five minutes later one pilot looks out the window out onto the plane wing, and guess what he sees? A brick.

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What do you say to a friend named Alex? The Game

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stephen hawking walks into a bar, and those who recognize him are shocked that he's no longer in his wheelchair, and approach him to let him know this, but it turns out they were wrong, it was just a man with similar facial features to stephen hawking.

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Nothing.

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Q: What do is it called when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? A: Why give it a name when it is never goin to happen!

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Did you here that Hellen Keller got hit by a bus? No. Neither did she.

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if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

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SBB

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Sometimes I question my sanity... Occasionally it replies.

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A panda walks into a bar. He eats but then is tranquilized and taken back to the zoo.

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Justin Beiber's Talent.

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What's red, black, and green all over? A dead black bear. Just no green.

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what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it got ran over by a car recently after it go killed it was eaten by a hobo and the hobo died from ring worm

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Bro my d*ck is like 20 inches. That's not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you

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What did the fat girl use on Wii Fit? Cheat Codes.

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What happened to the little boy who threw a spitball at the teacher? He was killed the next day when the teacher, who had a history of mental instability and schizophrenia, decided to go on a shooting rampage in class.

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why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

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Roses are red, violets are red, everything's red... Retinal haemorrhage.

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Why didn't the monkey cross the road? He saw the chicken get run over.

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What did michael jackson say to the boys he touched? Nothing. Hes dead

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Q: why does the fire breather hate his job A: his parents were burned to death MR

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What did Santa give little Susie for Christmas? Nothing, he raped her.

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