- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Not having an apple, reguardless of its inhabitants.

What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? Zero, they already stole them all.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have AIDS we're dying together

why was little johnny laughing all day cactus

why did bob fall off the swing Because he got hit by a microwave

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was John Elway.

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Getting laid at the special Olympics.

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

whats worse than one week in school? two weeks in school. whats worse than two weeks in school? three weeks in school whats worse than three weeks in school? child abuse, killing animals and murder

"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

How do you dance to the black eyed peas? You don't you listen

When did Osama Bin Laden die? Nobody gives a @!?$

Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar And doesn't

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies. I don't have a Ferrari in garage.

Bin laden walks into a bar oh wait he's dead.

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the rest of the kids during recess? Tiffany is a pencil.

5 people are walking

A duck, a rabbi, a homosexual, and the president walk into a bar. As a result, bruises appeared on their foreheads.

Wat do u call black circus clwon a bad comedian

Cornelius went to the dcotor and got a sticker and a lollipop for being a good patient. He later went home and shoved the lollipop stick up his dick hole and started wildly masturbating. I forgot to mention Cornelius was 42 years old.

Why didn't the man get to see his family on Christmas? He was blind.

What do you get when you cross 3 men and a chainsaw? Answer: 2 and a half men

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