- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A catholic priest gets a nun pregnant. He drowns the baby several months later.

Knock knock Knock knock Knock knock I have outsimers Wait why am i here?

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have AIDS we're dying together

Q: What happened when the Mexican went to the doctors? A: He was diagnosed with depression.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Not having an apple, reguardless of its inhabitants.

why was little johnny laughing all day cactus

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? Zero, they already stole them all.

What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

Q: What's blue and smells like baby. A: A choking baby.

whats the difference between Obama and Romney answer: one would have been a good president instead of a communist

How do you start a fire in the woods? Call Cole Ryder!

i like my babies how i like my potatoes..... skinned

Why didn't the man get to see his family on Christmas? He was blind.

What do you get when you cross 3 men and a chainsaw? Answer: 2 and a half men

Cornelius went to the dcotor and got a sticker and a lollipop for being a good patient. He later went home and shoved the lollipop stick up his dick hole and started wildly masturbating. I forgot to mention Cornelius was 42 years old.

What's the difference between a woman and the Universe ? One is full of mysteries mankind may never understand, the other is, well, the Universe.

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Getting laid at the special Olympics.

why did bob fall off the swing Because he got hit by a microwave

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was John Elway.

Is this the krusty Crab? No you idiot this is a phone!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

What's a fun thing to do on a plane? Make a bolt to the pilot, smash his brains in with a iron pipe and make the plane plummet a few hundred feet with a maniacal laugh until you wake up from your dream and scream at your mother to wipe you.

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