A Jewish person was found dead in an alley way last night, Hitler did nothing wrong.

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

What is the best way to burn Jews Light them on fire

Why did the 10-year-old boy get on the computer? He had to finish a project for Social Studies, and it was due the next day.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

Who should you call when your dad overdoses on Viagra. Child Support

whats the best part of having sex with twenty-three year olds? there's twenty of them.

An owl and a squirrel were sitting on a tree branch. An acorn fell on the squirrel's head and surprised, the owl moved its head 3.276 degrees to the right. The squirrel apologized for the inconvenience, but the owl would not listen, so flew off to buy a ferry to help children with terminal illnesses get to school.

what do you call 10 dead babys lunch

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

What did jonah say to your mum ... Nothing jonah is your mum

Knock Knock, Ow my face

What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

What's brown and sticky? A stick

why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

So a 12 year old suicide bomber walks in to a military base and kills 31 soldiers. It happened. Look it up.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Cut off your fingers and lose weight fast!!!

what's a self-driving car 10 years from now? probably just "a car".

Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

How many ADD teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? Most likely only one. With advances in modern medicine, adolescents are experiencing large improvements in their abilities to focus on things from schoolwork to lightbulb changing!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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