Why was the women's underwear red?... Because she got stabbed.

A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

Can u explode on me.......Plz.........no........ok.

Why did the baby fall down from the tree? It was dead.

Bro my d*ck is like 20 inches. That's not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you

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Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? Michael Jackson is dead.

How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

what do you order when it's a sunday in nyc during a solar eclipse on a leap year past 12:00 pm? what ever you like

You know what they say about fat thumbs? They give a lot of accidental comment likes on statuses.

What's the best type of silence in a family? None, all families should be open in communication.

What do I do with all the wheelchairs after I boil all the vegetables?

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I like it, I like it becuase it is cream

A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

why do black people have dark skin? because they were born that way

There was a 4-car accident in Mexico today. 87 people died.

2 blondes walk into bolemics anonymous.

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave Dave, who? Jerry, just let me in already Two months later, Dave was convicted on charges of home invasion and the murder of Jerry Jones without bail.

Whats black and has white cream in it? Oreos

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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