- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

Have you heartd about the blond that confused winow putty for KY jelly? Her windows fell out.

What did the Japanese man do to the pizza? He ate it.

Once there was a girl named Andrea

why did a girl walk down the alley? because her name was alley!

Why did the farmer name his pig "ink"? He had a terrible case of dementia.

What do you get when you cross a 747 with a passenger train? A large colission with hundreds dead and injured.

What color is the white cup? It's blue because it has two handles.

A guy walked into a bar. He got drunk. He hit a small child with his Suburu and was charged with a DUI.

why did jimmy loose the bike race. because he never entered.

Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

What is your bill about? Clinton

You really need some help in spelling the word GOD... Anyway, none of your fucking business.I am a child for this scenario only so... Moral: LET THAT CHILD ALONE!

Whats black and red inside? A black guy

A Penguin Waddles into Abercrombie and Fitch.

Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

The cast of the 'Jersey Shore' is the worst thing to happen to the Jersey shore

What did chad do when his friends came over? I'm not much of a fiction man personally.

What is the Hardest part of helping a grandma who has having trouble crossing the road? Picking the gravel out of the wrinkles in her knees.

What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? That feels quite good.

Q: A young friend you met on the internet invites you over to his house. When you arrive, Chris Hansen enters the room. What does he say? A: Welcome to our home

"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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