- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

Adam Claypool walks into a bar. He immediately sucks the bartender's dick because he is the biggest queer anyone has ever seen

ive got nothing funny to say, so this is what its like to be a woman

What did the cool guy say to Kelly Clarkson? Nothing, she's fat.

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

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What is brown red and white? I don't know, that's why I asked you

Why did the chicken cross the road? It would be unlikely for any entity of this time to speak English and communicate with chickens so it is improbable for one to know the answer.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was baked.

Q:What happens when you choke a smurf? A: Nothing because smurfs dont exist

Why did the 16 year old black kid drop out of high school? He started a successful small business selling mixtapes.

Why did the black man go to the store? To get milk and eggs because he was running out of those items

Getting all F's on your report card isnt that bad.... I mean you could go home to find your whole family murdered and your Girlfriend hanging from a noose.

You just wasted time of your life reading this, and perhaps even more wasted time thumbing this down.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

What did the pineapple say to the cucumber? Nothing...the pineapple was incapable of speech, for twas only an infant.

Refrigerator

Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

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