- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Say you are caught in a net with 10 other people in said net at a construction site. A pair of scissors are right next to you and everyone said to use the scissors. But instead of using the scissors, you use your teeth in risk of a broken tooth.

mommy, mommy, the ice cream man is coming can i have a dollar? sure sweetie. YAY! Goes up to ice cream truck, ice cream man asks what would you like little boy, would you like chocolate, vanilla, str.... Ice cream man steals small boy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - I lied, it was a goat.

If you are on this site, you have a shitty life. It is even shittier if you read this.

Q: Whats the difference between a pile of dead babys and a Ferrari? A: I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew. One's a tasty delicious snack and the other one's a pizza.

Why did the Jew have so much money? He had a good education and therefore, a high paying job.

Why are hurricanes named after women? They're wet and wild when they come and take your car and house when they leave.

There is a wire, Let's put it on fire, The fire spread so did your legs, Now were both lying dead on your bed.

Q: Whats black white and red all over? A: A dead penguin

What did a policeman say to his belly? Nothing. Because he knows his belly is incapable of speech.

Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely, caucasian man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

A muslim walks through a medal detector before the entrance of the airport terminal. The alarm goes off and he is arrested by TSA officials, they open his jacket and find 30lbs of high explosives.

My son lost his first tooth today...so proud. Took my punch like a champ

A man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to get severe concussion, goes to hospital and dies three days later after suffering multiple brain haemorrhages.

If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

How do you make a boy cry? Kill his family

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got revenge And you got big boobs. :3 Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad poet Now i'm dead. O_O

Q: whats worse that sucking at piano A: the world blowing up

What does 1 black person on the moon mean? A problem. What do 2 black people on the moon mean? A problem. What does every black person on the world on the moon mean? It's still a problem.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was blind.

Why did the cow jump over the moon? To see outer space

Where do you find a good lawyer? In the cemetary

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