- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

What did the blondes left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they haven't met yet.

Q.) How do you make a whore blush? A.) Tell her she has pretty eyes.

A man walked into a bar. He got a head trauma and committed suicide.

Q. you know who is so sad A. you for looking up a site for jokes that aren't even good

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What's the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend? My girlfriend is alive and 19 years older.

HOLY SHIT!!!!

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, WITHOUT MY HEART I CANNOT LOVE YOU

What did the politician say to the bank robber? "Were both robbers"

why did the deer jump, because there was something in it's way

Q:How do you fit ten babies into a bucket? A: A blender Q:How do you get them out? A: Nachos

Two babies wonder off from their home. They die of starvation because there parents could not find them in time.

What's the difference between a smashed watermelon and a dead black person? One is a minor slip of the hands and the other is a fatal accident involving a human being.

When life gives you limes....... first you have some problem and second u throw them at people

A seven foot tall kindergartener walks into a bar. He is reduced to tears after being ridiculed for his inordinate height and unappealing physical appearance. A bartender then proceeds to escort him out of the bar for being underaged. -BG_Shank_A

Whats worse than sourcraut? Casey Anthony.

What did the woman get for her 18th birthday? Stabbed to death.

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she feels bad about herself but is too embarrassed to get a gym membership and work-out in public.

9 Cats on a boat. One Jumped off, how many left? 8.

Why did the boy fall of of his bicycle? He was hit by an asteroid.

what is worse than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? catching one with a pitchfork!!!!

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