- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

Q: What's that white, sticky stuff on your mom? A: Glue

what did the african boy get for christmas - not food

What looks red and smells like barf? Depends on how you look at the situation.

What starts with D and ends with ICK? Drumstick.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

what's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? they have different colored hair

Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. giggle

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

ive got nothing funny to say, so this is what its like to be a woman

Knock, Knock Who's There? An Orange No Seriously Who Are You?

a. how did you shoot the rabbit? b. with my banana

What's an Anti Joke?

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

Why did the police officer shoot the man in the wheelchair? Says the police: "He was running"

penis. nuff said.

If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

A racist guy walks into a bar. Gets drunk, and cracks jokes. Then proceeds to get the shit kicked out of him.

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