why can stevie wonder drive? He's blind

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if a joke has not punch line, how does that strike you?

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When is a door not a door? Never.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Recycling anti-jokes

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What do you can an astronaut with an apple? Never mind, I have a boner.

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A man calls his wife, but she doesn't pick up. He comes home and shouts his wife's name, but no one responds. He walks upstairs and sees the bedroom door half-opened. He enters and sees his wife sleeping.

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What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves? Reeves Christopher

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Question: What do you call a Black person who cooks food at a fried chicken restaurant? Answer: A chef

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Sometimes I don't make sense, but when I do, I don't

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Accept for cancer.

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What's green and smells like yellow paint? Green paint.

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BIM slowly fucks old women in the dark so they think its rape then he slips his hand up there ass and rips out there heart

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Want to hear a joke? Me too.

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a fat old hobo named da'shovant'e ate a bucket of fried chicken then killed a little girl named poopface McFergusen

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What do you call a large group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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A woman leaves the kitchen.

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Statistically 9/11 Americans wont get this joke. But 7/7 British will.

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What did the cow say to the horse? Mooo

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Q:what is a wheelchairs biggest fear A: steps

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What did the tourist in Africa get? AIDS

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman

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how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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