Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he was to busy watching porn. And then was hit by a truck.

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I going to the kitchen to make a #sandwich.....oh wait this isn't twitter

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To be, or not to be. That is not the question. The question is, what time is it?

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Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

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women's rights

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

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And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

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What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

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Q: Whats blue and white and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A: A tree wearing a denim jacket.

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What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

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Roses are red,violets are blue, dont read my words, says the ring of lords.

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Q. Why did the 8 year old girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

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a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

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Guess what. Butts. www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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You life story is the perfect cure for insomnia. [L]

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When Chuck Norris moved into a new house he decide to renovate because he didn't like the staircase.

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Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

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Q: why did Suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzy.

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Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

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A cat ran into the road...I hit it

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Who smells like urine and his da is a registered sex offender with madeline mccann in his house? Aodhan hearty, May I also include he looks like a bug. Oh and don't forget the rot on his teeth, it is fucking disgusting. It really looks like he hasn't brushed his teeth in quite a substantial period of time, in my opinion, he is the only person who is actually comparible to sean.

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