I'm not sure if you share videos, but this is a great anti-joke vid. Thank you for the consideration. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHydNGR9rrg

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So a horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" It proceeds to then crap on the floor and walk out,because its a horse.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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One day, a bear happoned across a man and said "How do you do today good sir?" but the man ran away screaming "OH CRAP, BEARS!!!!" because it just sounded like bear growling (which i would love to dedicate to my friend Chris Bradley, just to make the ball to stick ratio too high)

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There were three guy's caught trespassing on a farmers land. The farmer said he wont kill them if they did what they were told, he told everyone to pick one fruit. The 1st guy came to him with grapes. The farmer told him to shove it up his butt so he did, the 2nd guy came to the farmer with orange, the farmer told him to shove them up his butt but the guy kept laughing, the farmer got angry and snapped whats so funny? My buddy over over there is picking watermelons.

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PEANIS!

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Q. What is worse than being raped A. Being raped twice

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Your momma's so stupid, she threw out all the W's in the m&m's packet

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Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?

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Whats worse then 10 black men hanging from trees? Kittens

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How do you break up with a guy? you kick him in the nuts.

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Q: Where is the best place to hide a black persons food stamps? A: In their wallet so they can go to the grocery store and support their family with the little amount of help they get.

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010010101210001010 You dirty girl

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? Nickleback.

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I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC.

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Q: whats worse than finding a worm in your apple A: the holocaust

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Why do fat people make such good slaves? They're too fat and lazy to escape. Unfortunately, if you want your slave to be fat, you actually have to feed it properly.

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a man walks into a bar. he gets a beer and talks to his friends. he then goes home.

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two muffins are sitting in an oven one muffin turns and says "boy it`s hot in here" the other muffin can`t bring himself to explain to the other they are about to be eaten alive.

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Knock Knock. Did someone outside the front door just say "Knock Knock"?

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Knock Knock! Come in..

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? She had no Arms or legs Knock knock Whos there? Not Sally XD XD XD XD XD XD XD

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I'm on the ABC diet. The ABC stands for: Americans British Chinese I eat humans.

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What did the mental patient say to the apple? Hi, my name is Chris.

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