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A black guy pulls into a KFC drive thru and orders some chicken. The cashier tells him that they are out of chicken, so the black goes to McDonald's instead.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Roses are red...

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A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I will ask you one question, and that will determine whether you can enter Heaven. Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" "No," the man replies, "I always made sure to apologize." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

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Everyone was standing in a bank happily Three muslims walk in Everyone continues their everyday lives coz we live in a non racist society and nothing could go wrong Then the building blew up

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Three jews walked into a bar I lied, it was a gas chamber

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How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

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Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

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Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I gotta go to the bathroom

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How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

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What do you call a green land with wheels? Grass lied about the wheels.

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Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

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what's the difference between dodo and doodoo doodoo is still around for you to see

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Roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme fridge

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LAST COMMENT? DISGUSTIIIING! NO YOU TAKE IT!

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Q. What did the monkey say to his little brother? A. Nothing. Monkeys are physically incapable of speaking, therefore it is impossible for them to communicate using the human language.

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What do Jim Carrey, Kim Jing-un and Justin Bieber have in common? A penis.

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How do you make someone cry? Shit on them

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Why did the black guy get hit by a train? I strapped him to the tracks

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What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

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dude... what would you do if i punched you in the face? i would pee on you

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Why did the girl fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms

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What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson. I spelled "red" wrong.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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