- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do dead babies and turkeys have in common? you eat them on ocasions

Robin get in the Batmobile.

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What did Mel Gibson say to his wife? I apologise for my rude behaviour and intolorable cursing.

Why can't Mich Jackson draw a perfect circle? Because he's dead.

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The awkward moment when Delilah got hit by a bus.

What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a statue of Mitt Romney? The statue doesn't change its position.

What is blue and flies across the room? A baby with a punctured lung.

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. Q: The one stopped. Why? A: His brother fell off, cracked his head, started uncontrollably bleeding and died.

Q: what did one kangaroo say too the other kangaroo? A: I was told I am schizophrenic.

Q: Why did the man cross the road? A: Cause he felt like it.

Roses are red Violets are blue you smaell funny just like my poo! this came from the BOTTOM of our hearts!

ronald wants to join a gym, they tell him to lose 20 pounds before coming back or else.....

How do you make your grandma fly? Push her off the back of a plane.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

Q: A plane crashes on the boarder of Mexico and America, where do you bury the survivors. A: You don't because there were none, everyone fucking died!

how long did it take the blonde to solve the rubiks cube when she knew the algorithm? Approximately 6.73 minutes.

So three Jews walk into a Biker Bar. Despite the fact that is was a self-proclaimed "Biker Bar", the group of men inside were in fact rather open-minded, and had no issues with new members. They had a rich conversation, and frequented the bar thereafter.

How did the boy break his hand? He slammed it in a car door.

What do you call a guy wearing a white leisure suit? Mister Rourk? No, you call the dud wearing the white duds.

What do you call an African American who flies a plane? A Pilot

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