whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

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A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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What did the white teen say to the black man? Sup nigga. What then followed? A savage beating at which the teen did not survive.

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Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

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Ted: Joe, do you think I'm dumb? Joe: No, I think you're Ted.

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Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

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Why do black guys have white palms? Because that area of the human hand contains no melanocytes, the cells that allow pigment to form.

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What did the blonde say when she was asked what color her hair was ? Blonde.

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A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

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What do you call A potato who is covered in red refrigerators and is known as a potato. Fallafal

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

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Why did the downy jump off a cliff? I told him to.

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A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

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What does Santa and a grape have in common? They're both purple, except Santa.

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If life gives you lemons, throw them at people.

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Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

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Whats long, hard, and filled with seaman... a mans penis

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knock knock no ones home

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what did the white car look like... a black car but the color is different

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How did the man open the car? He opened in.

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Where's Wally? In a children's book.

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Why is this site popular? Because people don't read the terms of service.

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Who is John Galt?

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