Wanna hear a joke? YEAH! Hold on. Okay, tell me when to let go.

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Yo momma soo fat, she got diabetes and died

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What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to their son who got an A- in algebra? How do I know? I don't speak Chinese!

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Why did Christopher Columbus sail to America? Because sailing was faster than swimming.

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what happen to the popo who got arrested? he told himself that he had the right to remain silent

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Nero, listen, do not try to imply that you created the Iron man method, that was developed by many people over the duration of many years in the former underground society. You seem far too educated to be the savage you claim to be, if I told you that our people will do the uttermost to see if we can fix that eye of yours and succeed, will you forgive my failure and imperfections as a leader? Look at it this way, I am a leader, not a ruler, what my followers do is up to them, but if they cannot understand that they have to pay the consequences behind their actions, they have no place within the order, as for the expression "my order" it is simply what my many followers like for me to say, not because they are unwilling to take responsibility, but as a token of praise. Our articulations and means of expressing desire and such are very much the same, have you ever been part of our order?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he had poor coordination.

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"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

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How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

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so a jew walks into a bar and leaves at 9:00 becuase he has work in the morning.

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Okay, but lets write a contract, if you regret your decision at anytime, you get it all back, minus what I have spent of course, both I and my wife have always wanted to live in a house by the sea, hopefully you nearby. You know, I have never been truly happy because I thought I could change this world, now I know that I tried and failed, maybe I can change myself instead, they say that true change comes from within.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park seat? A park seat can support a family

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Is it normal to eat breakfastr in the morning? Yes By Logan in South Dakota

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This is an anti-anti joke. I don't expect him to get it.

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who cares wats behind the green class door people cant be in it

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What makes a subaru a subaru? The fag thats driving it

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What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

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One out of every 3 smokers dies.................. the rest gain immortality.

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what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

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How did Jimmy get hit by the car? He dropped his Ice cream cone.

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What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

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Why did the car cross the road? Isn't that what cars do?

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whats black and white and red all over? a zebra crossing after a horrible, horrible car accident

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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