Why is my girlfriend pregnant? We wanted an abortion

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The optimist sees the glass as half full. The pessimist sees the glass as half empty. The average American sees a half-finished glass of water that is not flavored and is therefore is not worth any reasonable person's time.

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Adele walks into a bar. The barman says she's too ugly hahahahahahahahahahhahahahha lololololololololololololol

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What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing. Cats can't talk.

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have a gun, So get in the van

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Did you hear about the kidnapping? Well you should be very concerned because he hasn't been found in 4 years.

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yo mama has one big titty and one small titty and the call the bitch paul

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What's worse then spilling milk? Instantaneous Human Combustion

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Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

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Win industrial estate, Newry

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How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

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Q: What's brown and smells like poo? A: poo

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Q:Whats worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A: 8 dead babies in a barrel. Q: Whats worse than that? A: A dead baby in 8 barrels.

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why didn't the bully beat up the nerds? His mom got arrested for molestation and his dad got sent to Afganistan so he was too depressed to beat them up.

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What did the vegitarian order for brunch. VEGITARIANS DONT BELIEVE IN ICE CREAM>

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Heeeheeeerrrrrrrrrrr

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Life

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there was a Black and Mexican in a car who was driving? the cop

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? "How much?! No thanks, I think I'll shop around."

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What's the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves.

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What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

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roses are red violets are black lewis norris has a fucking narra back

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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