Q. What do you call a deceased rodent A. Deadmau5

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Why did the man die a slow and painful death? Because he kept submitting stupid, recycled anti-jokes over and over; so, I killed him.

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Q: How do you confuse more than 80% of the population? A: Mushrooms.

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What's the biggest difference between white and black people? the melanin levels in their skin.

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A man walks into a bar. He gets wasted and forgets the punchline.

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Do you like fishsticks No

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Patient: "So what seems to be the problem doc? Doctor: "I'm afraid you have AIDS. I'm sorry."

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Why should children always be nice? Because the evil christmas demon KRAMPUS will rip their ears off, put them in a bag and beat them with a stick!

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Why did Sally fall off a tree? She wanted to get down

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Q: How did the robber steal a laptop from best buy? A: With his hands

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What did the black man say to the mexican? Hello

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How are jello and frankenstein alike? Both green, both alive, and bill cosby didn't make me want either.

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who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? James and austin!!!!

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As a kid I was always told that school would get me good places. As an adult, I have found that there is another thing that gets you into a good place. Shrooms.

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Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

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A black guy and a white guy are in a drug store. Who buys the drugs? The customers.

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what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

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After pursuing a speeding vehicle for 10km at speeds ranging from 120 - 160km/h, the police officer managed to stop the driver. The driver of the vehicle rolled down the window and asked, "What seems to be the problem officer?" to which the police officer replied, "It sounds like one of your cylinders is firing incorrectly, you have a fairly large amount of carbon build-up on and around your exhaust pipe."

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Your Mama's so fat that the Doctor recommended a healthy eating diet, and to exercise daily.

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roses are red, violets are blue, ive no money for presents, happy christmas everybody

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Why did the old man get the anti aging cream ? He failed 8th grade 50 times.

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whats yellow? lots of things.

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What is so bad about a black jew. They have to sit in the back of the gas chamber

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A Stick!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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