What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

Two guys walk into a bar. Whoops did I say bar? I meant Hiroshima 1945. They got radiation poisoning and died slow painful deaths.

What do you call an Arab driving a Plane? A Pilot.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? I don't know, why don't you go ask him?

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A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

How did the chicken know where he was going? He had a map.

That day where Captain America becomes too weak and frail to hold his own shield.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why did Emily fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Emily.

A man walks into a bar. He has suffered from a concussion and is now in the emergency room.

Misner is a twat.

The king asked the jester why was he not telling jokes. He wasn't because he's a jester and therefore is obligated to be funny.

Like a bit of a cozy fight or something.

Jason's Wife said to him I love you before I left to head to work, Jason then went back inside to see no one was there and he remembered his wife died in 2009.

what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

Why is the moon gray? Why is it not?

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

Mugger: Give me all your money. Victim: No. Mugger: Okay. (Moves on to find his next victim)

who's a slut... you're mom

What do friends and trees have in common? They will both fall over after being hit multiple times with an ax.

Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one who? Cares.

A mermaid walks into a bar, but she has no legs, so she flops over and proceeds to drag herself into the bar.

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Anti Joke

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