A black guy walks into a bar. Suddenly, the bar goes quite, the music turns off and everybody stares. It was a gay bar and the man was very good looking.

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Jason's Wife said to him I love you before I left to head to work, Jason then went back inside to see no one was there and he remembered his wife died in 2009.

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A potato walked into a bar and ordered a large bowl of french fries

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

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The king asked the jester why was he not telling jokes. He wasn't because he's a jester and therefore is obligated to be funny.

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Why is the moon gray? Why is it not?

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Like a bit of a cozy fight or something.

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what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

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what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

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What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

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There was a girl who had a dream of becoming a famous movie star. So, after five years of hard work and dedication, she didn't become a famous movie star. Dreams don't always come true. Refrigerators keep things cold.

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Why did the baby die? Because he got shot in the head repeatedly.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic that choked on his own vimto?

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A mermaid walks into a bar, but she has no legs, so she flops over and proceeds to drag herself into the bar.

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Mugger: Give me all your money. Victim: No. Mugger: Okay. (Moves on to find his next victim)

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who's a slut... you're mom

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What do friends and trees have in common? They will both fall over after being hit multiple times with an ax.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one who? Cares.

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technological age we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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What happens when you wake a sleepwalker? Waking sleepwalkers does not harm them. While it is true that a person may be confused or disoriented for a short time after awakening, this does not cause them further harm. In contrast, sleepwalkers may injure themselves if they trip over objects or lose their balance while sleepwalking. Such injuries are common among sleepwalkers.

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What's worse than a duck with one leg? A nuclear explosion

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minorities.....

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A chicken crosses the road and goes into a bar and recites the following poem: Roses are red Violets are blue Knock Knock Who's there? Sugar is sweet Sugar is sweet who? And so are you. The bartender was confused considering she's a blonde. A genie appears and says to the Mexican he'll grant him 3 wishes. The black guy, the white guy, and the jew were at the bar also. The priest was also drinking. They all had a great time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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