A man walks into a bar. He has suffered from a concussion and is now in the emergency room.

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what did little johnny scream at the xbox after he lost a game? god what the hell! Muskcrat143 i told u to cover my back when i had my predator missile! now my covers blown and i lost my killstreak! god u suck so much and Hippo099 why didn't u kill them before they got a killstreak like wtf!!! i told u to use ur semtex cause i had a claymore set down jeez u guys suck i'm leaving.

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The Blonde Gets 100 % On Her Math Test

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There is a blonde, a redhead, and a brunnette stuck on a deserted island. the redhead gets sick of being trapped, so she decides to risk the 100 miles back to shore. she begins swimming, gets 10 miles out, gets tired, and drowns. the brunnette gets sick of being trapped, so she decides to risk it too. she gets 50 miles, gets tired, and drowns. The blonde decides to escape as well. she is able to swim 98 miles, gets tired, and swims back.

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HOLY SHIT BITCH!!!

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What do you call an Arab driving a Plane? A Pilot.

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what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? I don't know, why don't you go ask him?

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A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

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Liar liar, your dead nans carcass is on fire.

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That day where Captain America becomes too weak and frail to hold his own shield.

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How did the chicken know where he was going? He had a map.

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What do you call a black man playing golf? A golfer.

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A black guy walks into a bar. Suddenly, the bar goes quite, the music turns off and everybody stares. It was a gay bar and the man was very good looking.

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Like a bit of a cozy fight or something.

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The king asked the jester why was he not telling jokes. He wasn't because he's a jester and therefore is obligated to be funny.

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A potato walked into a bar and ordered a large bowl of french fries

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what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

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Jason's Wife said to him I love you before I left to head to work, Jason then went back inside to see no one was there and he remembered his wife died in 2009.

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Why is the moon gray? Why is it not?

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Why did the baby die? Because he got shot in the head repeatedly.

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What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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