A blonde walked into a bar.

I scream, you scream, we all scream for shit

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

Q: what do you call a camel with a garbage bag on its head? A: A ziploc baggie

Just got cancer: YOLO!! -sad face-

What did the boy say to the girl seductively eating a banana? A: bananas are my favorite fruit

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has an abusive farmer and needs to get away before it gets any worse.

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

I will slap myself once for every like this joke gets!

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

Why didn't the ghost go to the dance? He didn't exist.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? None, for the task at hand is so simple, you should do it.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

Whats a dogs favorite thing to eat? Food.

How do you know it's a bad day? When your brain does not release a high enough level of seratonin.

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Your mums a potato

How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

what do u call 2 puerto rician men playing basketball? won on won

Q: What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A: A pilot, you racist.

wanna hear a joke? woman's rights.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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