- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

Did you hear about the dyslexic that choked on his own vimto?

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What do friends and trees have in common? They will both fall over after being hit multiple times with an ax.

A mermaid walks into a bar, but she has no legs, so she flops over and proceeds to drag herself into the bar.

who's a slut... you're mom

Mugger: Give me all your money. Victim: No. Mugger: Okay. (Moves on to find his next victim)

Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one who? Cares.

Why don't women wear watches? In the technological age we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

What's worse than a duck with one leg? A nuclear explosion

minorities.....

i'll leave 'em dead in the living room. get it leave 'em dead in the living room

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: So it could get hit by a car, to prove that chickens have free will, and have every right to cross a road without any particualar reason.

A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? As they can't find any, they are just squirrels, they can not asist little timmy choking on the lightbulb rolling around on the floor.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Wolf Wolf who? Wolf who!? Is that really the first question that comes to mind when confronted with a talking wolf?

Why was the boy's face red? He put his cat in a blender.

What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!!

Simon says.. Nothing because he's deaf.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

For no reason at all Pac-man was being chased by evil monsters while eating his luch...He choked on his food and died

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