whats black white and red all over an abused child

thumb_up thumb_down +14

whats worse than 10 babies in a blender 1 baby in 10 blenders

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Roses are red,violets are blue you want me but i dont want you!

thumb_up thumb_down +14

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Poop

thumb_up thumb_down +12

What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

thumb_up thumb_down +12

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin after being attacked by a man with a mace.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

What has 4 black legs, a green back, and will kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

your momma is so fat she has diabetes

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

thumb_up thumb_down +12

What's the same between grapes and squirrels? They're both purple, except for the squirrel.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Why did the fat boy cry? His grandmother died

thumb_up thumb_down +12

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

thumb_up thumb_down +12

What do you call a black man walking home in the dark after a long day at work? His name you racist

thumb_up thumb_down +12

I am tying up hostages. - Ethan R. 2015

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Why did a black person beat a white person in a race? The white person was hindered because a polar bear was biting their leg the entire time.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Why can't Tom Maynard play cricket anymore Because he's dead

thumb_up thumb_down +12

why cant little timmy ski? he was born without legs.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Roses were red Violets were blue Until the Fire nation attacked Now it's all black

thumb_up thumb_down +12

How do you stop an asshole from being an asshole toward you? Shoot him in the head.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "A door to door salesman. Are you unsatisfied with the way your dish soap handles your plates? Then I have the product for you!" "I'm not interested in your product, but thank you anyway." "No problem. On an off note, how did you hear me? I didn't speak very loudly when I said knock knock, and I didn't even bother to knock on the door or ring the doorbell." "I have really good hearing." "Oh, okay. And for future reference, maybe you should open the door when talking to a visitor. Then body language gets established and the conversation flows more nicely that way." "That's some good advice, and I'll take it. Thanks, salesman." "You're welcome. On to the next house."

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops