- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock , knock That Was The Same Mistake That Ann Frank Made.

where was the heart of ocean found. madelain mcanns urn

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

whats your moms inside look like nick because all there is is fat

Roses are red,violets are blue you want me but i dont want you!

Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

Yo momma is so fat, that after boarding an airplane the flight crew respectfully asked her to deboard, as with her on board the plane would be exceeding the reccomended weight, and thus be unable to fly safely.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

Knock knock Knock knock Knock knock I have outsimers Wait why am i here?

whats worse than 10 babies in a blender 1 baby in 10 blenders

Stop procrastinating.

A guy walks in to a bar and says to the bartender "I'm fed up with all these 'guy walks into a bar' jokes on anti-joke. The bartender says "I have no idea what you're talking about".

Women Sports.

Knock Knock Who's there? Rapist :(

Why did Obama give a speech? Because he is the president and people look up to him

Whats small yellow and cant swim? A short bus full of autistic children.

The Charlotte Bobcats

I heard you like getting dirty, so I got a dump truck to dump dirt on your bed so you can get dirty while you get dirty.

Have you ever seen the inside of Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

Why did the man get ran over by th STREET? Because he crossed the TURTLE!

Why did the fat man hit the ground before the skinny man? Because he jumped first.

Two men walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H2O!" The second man says "I'll have some H2O too!" Both men get water, because the bartender knows better than to give someone dihydrogen dioxide.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

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