Just got cancer: YOLO!! -sad face-

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A blonde walked into a bar.

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What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

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I scream, you scream, we all scream for shit

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? POPCORN

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Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

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What is just as real as a unicorn? World peace

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what do u call 2 puerto rician men playing basketball? won on won

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What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

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Your mums a potato

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How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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A boy with cancer decides to go skydiving for his 18th bithday. Unfortunately, his parchute doesn't work & he dies before he hits the ground.

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Q: What do you call a real joke on anti joke A: Someone obviously don't understand the concept of this website

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Terry was always struggling with mathematics. On his last report card he received a D- in math. His parents were naturally very upset with him because they knew their son could do much better and so did Terry. Terry wanted to make his parents proud so he buckled down and started studying on a regular basis. Terry realized his had work had payed off when his 3rd grade teacher handed him his report card. Terry had revived an A in math! On his walk home from school all he could think about was how proud his mom and dad were going to be. On that walk home Terry was savagely torn apart by an escaped lion from the local zoo. His head was never found.

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What are the two sexiest farm animals? Consider that we are humans we shouldn't find any sex appeal in animals but if i had to guess I would say Brown Chicka Brown Cow

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What do homeless people get at Christmas? Cold.

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what do you call a drunk person? By his or her name and call him a cab

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wanna hear a joke? woman's rights.

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what do u say when u meet somebody new hello

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Q: What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A: A pilot, you racist.

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Whats a dogs favorite thing to eat? Food.

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How do you know it's a bad day? When your brain does not release a high enough level of seratonin.

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Anti Joke

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