- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

how did the girl die? she read all of your terrible anti-jokes.

You're at a funeral & your phone goes off and the ringtone is dead and gone

Q. What did Michael Jackson say to the banana? A. Nothing, he's dead.

I am dyslexic

What's the difference between 4 and 6? 2.

Person A said: Knock Knock! Person B could not answer the door as he could not hear Person A's announcement of his or her arrival.

The Female Orgasm

Why does beyonce sing "to the left to the left?" cause women have no rights

Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

Your blood is red. Your bruises are blue. I have a gun. Now drag your carcass away from my residence.

what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

Knock Knock! Who's there? It's Jim. Jim who? I'm your son, Jim. Are you losing your memory?

This sentence is a lie.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? Steve Johnson, and I'm legally obligated to inform you that I'm a sex offender.

Question: What do you call a Black person who cooks food at a fried chicken restaurant? Answer: A chef

What happens when batman jumps off the top of a building? His fake wings fails and he dies upon impact of the ground.

a little violence in a relationship doesn't hurt anybody

A: Knock Knock B: ...

what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

A mexican pedophile stalks a child home. He molests him.

What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

Why don't you see elephants find in trees? Because most trees can't hold an elephants weight.

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