- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? The light was green.

Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, "You man the guns, i'll drive."

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Nothing, he was in tremendous pain.

Q: What's the biggest lie ever? A: Saying you read the Terms of Service

Why wasn't jimmy at Paul's party? He died in a fatal car crash and flew out y The windshield and landed in boiling oil then a dog ate him.

Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender does not ask about its facial characteristics, because he is wondering why there is a horse standing in his bar.

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

Why couldn't the man open his car door for the women? He drove a jeep with removable doors

Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because Jimmy is a brick wall.

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC and join his chicken friends to protest.

Three blonds walk into a bar ... They said ouch!

Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

What happened to the guy who bought a nice, brand new, plasma screen t.v.? He hanged himself.

Roses are red Violets are blue I need to go to the bathroom.

Why couldn't the Chinese women see... It's because she just got into a terrible car accident and suffered a rental detachment in both eyes. Follow up question, why was the Chinese women even allowed to drive?

what do you call a cat with no tail? smithers.

What happens, when you give a blonde a Computer? She uses it like any other person because her haircolor has nothing to do with her Intelligence

Q. Why did Steve Carell, the 40 year old virgin, fail to get laid? A. Erectile Dysfunctioning.

when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

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