why was the old man on the ground he fell

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When is Florida not the sunshine state? At night.

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why did the asian man get straight A's? because he worked hard and studied everyday

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- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

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What did the boy with no social skills say to the bully? I KNOW U ARE BUT WHAT AM I

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Me. Me Who? Me. Uh.

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What did the Muslim receive for Christmas? Nothing. Muslims don't celebrate Christmas.

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Hickory Dickory Dock. 2 mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one.. and the second one got away with major injuries, dying in a hospital three days later. The clock is now serving its 8th year in jail out of 25 years, and does not regret anything.

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What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

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Anti-Joke is a silver bullet.

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What did the dog say to the cat Nothing dogs cant talk

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his family was raped and stripped of their possessions

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Why did the grandmother lock her grandson in the closet? Because she didn't love him.

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Q. What did the black lawyer say to the rabbi? A. We're both highly educated professionals.

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If you're American outside of the bathroom, then what are you inside the bathroom? An American inside of a bathroom.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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yo mama is so ugly she walked by a mirror and looked at her reflection cuz thats what mirrors do

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What did the German say to the Jew? Welcome to Germany we hope you enjoy your stay

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What's the difference between a poodle and a noodle? Scaboodle!

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What is greater than God, More evil than the Devil, The poor have it, The rich need it, If you eat it, you will die? Madelyns head

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What did the chocolate milk say? Yoo-hoo.

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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A man on an airplane is extremely frustrated by a small, screaming child. He puts on his headphones and listens to music.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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